The bimbo is level 30. I have a feeling this is going to be another one of those levels that take forever, mostly because it wants her to buy a house and get a new job that takes 45 days of training. Awesome, bimbo. Which do you want first? The years it will take to save up that money or the years it will take to get through the job training? B ( Read more... )

I slept so god damn good last night. And not because I slept all night, either. Last night was the first time I tried sleeping with my head-consuming headphones on and I woke up twice in the night when the mp3 player froze, and then I got like right up and out of bed this morning without a fight. And I took my cyclobenzaprine this morning and I don ( Read more... )

how do these people find me?

For real now, folks.

I do not believe I directly called her a cunt. And if she's going to accept my challenges, then she doesn't fall under the cunt heading, anyway, so what the fuck? I mean, I didn't even do anything to this person.

And the grammar. It's painful.

Advent calendar on Miss Bimbo. Today was a Christmas tree. It reminded me that my bimbo is spending an assload of money every day to have a four room house with a garden. So I decided to do a little redecorating. Wallpaper and flooring are 500 a pop, wtf. I'm debating whether or not I should move the living room stuff into the scrolling room, since ( Read more... )

So yesterday my mother says to me that her car needs an oil change. She asks if she should leave the car here one day this week and take the van to work so I can get that done. I tell her that I would rather do it on the weekend. Conversation ends there. This morning, I wake up to her telling me that her car doesn't have enough gas in it to get to ( Read more... )

I hate when a site breaks down halfway through a fic. I hate it even more when it happens as I'm moving on to the last chapter out of, say, twenty-six or so. D ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night involving Kyujong, bulgocrazyi, a giant Gilbert Grape's mother-sized woman playing the part of my aunt (who doesn't exist), and a huge house full of kids. I can't explain it.

PS, ugly/WTF/scary bimbos:
dutchie6diamond | sophiania | reffncl18 | Shayanee | Lina777
And I can't decide if I want to include rebpopolle because her outfit is ( Read more... )

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Please God, grant me the power of fierce lightning bolts so I may smite Adam Lambert down and we will never have to look at his tight pants or his tongue ever again. I hope all of his hair falls out and he pokes himself in the eye with his eyeliner. If he wins this, I'm going to eat my own hand ( Read more... )